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America’s Next Top Pastor

August 15, 2007
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  1. August 16, 2007 8:41 am

    What an interesting commentary on the sad state of ‘pastoring’. Indeed it speaks volumes about the church so-called in America.

    What was the toll-free number to get SLEEP?

  2. August 16, 2007 9:21 am

    This was AWESOME!

    “On a personal level, I hate you. I want to have you euthanized.”

    “What do you do at night?
    “That’s when I light fires.”

    “Sleep is a registered trademark of the Disney Corporation.”

    I knew Beaker was going to take it.

  3. August 16, 2007 11:11 am

    Excellent satire!

    I love Beaker! He was always my favorite muppet.

  4. bankruptedbynorm permalink
    August 16, 2007 5:04 pm

    Is it me or does Beaker have an uncanny resemblance to John Piper?

  5. RevJeff permalink
    August 17, 2007 11:10 am

    ^OUCH^ I guess what excite me most about this outcome is that it totally opens the door for the “Swedish Chef” to come alongside of Beaker as an associate pastor. Not to mention the rockin’ worship band with animal on the drums… cookie monster will definately head up the hospitality time… and Miss Piggy will do special music and hos tthe TV broadcasts (though she may need a little more makeup).

  6. August 18, 2007 1:30 pm

    thanks dude. that was pretty good.

  7. August 20, 2007 12:31 am

    It’s rare to see such a good combination of church satire and muppets. Do you think Beaker would be an advocate of private prayer languages?

    I was also surprised to find that the girl on the far left of the judges panel is a friend of mine from a couple summers ago.

  8. Egana permalink
    August 20, 2007 6:33 pm


  9. Oddball permalink
    September 18, 2007 9:59 am

    That was painful!

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