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Barbie Dream Church

November 25, 2006

It’s an important part of any 21st century pastor’s calling to surf the internet and find great stuff like this for his beloved flock.

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  1. November 26, 2006 7:19 am

    I love the fine print. “Biblical instructions not necessary to build.”

  2. November 27, 2006 7:46 am

    I think all baptistries should double as jacuzzis…

  3. November 28, 2006 3:02 pm


  4. November 29, 2006 10:30 pm

    Oh, thank you, isaiah543!! — you have just simplified my Christmas shopping for 4 girls!! I’m so glad we can count on you to find these treasures! :-D

  5. November 30, 2006 11:22 am

    They should sell a Barbie to go with it that says, “Theology is hard!” :D

    (Everybody remember that ruckus a few years ago when Mattel put out a Barbie that said “Math is hard!”?)

  6. November 30, 2006 11:28 am

    On the sacred sandwich website the link to the ad says “I once was blonde, but now I see!”

  7. November 30, 2006 2:07 pm

    Wasn’t the “Math is hard” Barbie on the Simpsons? Was it real?!?

  8. November 30, 2006 7:07 pm

    I had to look it up to be sure that I was remembering something real and not some urban myth, and I am afraid the Teen Talk Barbie was all too real. She came out in 1994 and said things like “I love shopping!” and “Will we ever have enough clothes?”, and yes, “Math is hard!” Mattel got reamed over it.

  9. November 30, 2006 11:47 pm

    Oooohoooh — they also have my favorite brand of toothpaste!

    Our Thing 2 actually said the ‘Math is hard!’ line in a Barbie voice w/o knowing about the doll . . . it didn’t go over well with her parents, to her amazement. She’s the model consumer for their stuff, though, if only she had the dough.

  10. December 1, 2006 8:23 am

    Ellie is confirmed by this wikipedia article on Barbie, and search for “Teen Talk Barbie” on the page. by the way, the Paradies and Lawsuits section is worth your while. ;)

    Also, the Simpsons thing I was talking about was “Malibu Stacey” which you can also read about on Wikipedia. :)

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