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Joke of the Day

October 15, 2006

Some Methodists were talking to a Presbyterian pastor. They asked him why he took his gun every time he went into the woods, after all, if God had predestined him to die, the gun would not do him any good.

The pastor replied that was true, but he never knew when he might meet a bear who was predestined to die.

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  1. egana permalink
    October 16, 2006 10:34 am

    A mom of three young children was talking to her husband. He asked her why she took an empty laundry basket with her every time she went upstairs to the kids rooms, after all, she had just spent all morning supervising the kids efforts to clean their rooms, and the empty laundry basket would not do her any good.

    The mom just shook her head and kept walking…

  2. October 16, 2006 9:43 pm

    What’s brown and sticky??

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    A stick!! :D

  3. October 16, 2006 10:11 pm

    My personal favorite of all time….

    What does a grape do when you step on it?

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    It gives a little whine.

    Ha ha ha ha ha.

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